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Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
12:04 pm
Ohhhhhhhh, and!!!!!!!
Btw's, I forgot to mention that I talked to Shane -- the nice, respectable, talented Shane who replaced Isaac as the general manager in May -- and he told me that Luke was full of shit. Everyone liked me just fine and Luke doesn't know what my work effort was like because he never actually observed me. Shane appreciated me and the work I did and Shane is more important to me than Luke.

I'm going to get myself a wrap from KFC now... it's going to be delicious.
10:54 am
This is why I'm Hot.. this is why you're not... this is why.. this is why.. this is why I'm Hot
Heeeeeeeeey, funny story.. you know how Luke is kind of an ass? Well, he is. He told me that the rest of the staff complains about me, I'm the cause of most of his problems, I'm among the worst employees, other things of that nature so I quit working for him. Here are a few specific problems he had with me:

-I attract customers by not charging them for jalapenos
-I'm always off on the till count (which is confusing and true, but the register won't let you recount after it tells you that you're off so there's no way you can go back and see what you did wrong)
-It takes me 20-30 minutes to do the same number of dishes that most people can do in 7 (which is bullshit, I happen to rotate the toppings every shift like we're 'sposed to and it results in twice as many dishes that I would prefer to clean *thoroughly* unlike the people who can do all the dishes in 5 minutes)
-It takes me minutes to make a sandwich (this one is not true, I time myself periodically and it takes me between 3 and 4 minutes to make a sandwich, and about 4 minutes to make a meal--someone really fast can take 2-3 minutes to make a sandwich. I take between 30 and 50 seconds longer than average--not 3 entire fucking minutes, you LYING JACKASS)
-I missed the mandatory meeting without a proper excuse. Also, I should have told him in advance that Drew would be called into work while I was sleeping (I do work nights.. I need my sleep, man)and that I wouldn't have enough units on my prepaid phone to get a hold of anyone to give me a ride. Also, texting Luke my situation and asking for a ride (which would NOT have been that inconvenient especially if the meeting was THIS important to him) was not sufficient. I should have tried harder or something.
-I should have called a cab to get to this meeting since I couldn't find a ride (what part of NO PHONE can't he understand?!)
-This one time we ran out of A1 sauce at 8:40p (Great Steak closes at 9p) so I pulled the sign that says we have steak sauce down. This was apparently a HUGE IMPORTANT mistake especially because the other person I was working with was brand new and he thought I said we weren't serving it anymore.. which was an easy assumption to make because the sign said "Back for a *limited time* only"

I just lost the rest of the entry and now I'm angry because my keyboard hasn't been easy to use since apple juice got spilled on it by that waiter at Perkins.

Basically Luke lost the store to the old owner, all the current employees quit and the old owner hired back all the old employees. You know they're talking about us and how much we sucked and how they know it wouldn't work out for Luke, even though his failure was ENTIRELY the fault of the old owner. I take back what I said about Megan, she's a miserable bitch and Shane obviously is worse and they can gloat all they want but they're the ones who fail at life. Isaac, me *and* Luke are more educated, more successful, more attractive and more intelligent than either of them so BLOW ME MEGAN. Have fun with your miserable, hateful life.
Sunday, March 25th, 2007
10:35 am
I drank last night so naturally I got up at 8:30a
This is kind of cheap because anyone reading my livejournal probably checks my xanga too, but because I bitched about Megan here as well I'm going to copy and paste my xanga entry.

Everyone was all like "Megan's not a bitch!" but I was going to wait for Megan to prove that to me herself--so I did and I was wrong about her. She's a nice girl. I don't know what the matter was when she trained me in but yesterday she was friendly and patient so I changed my mind. At the end of her shift she asked me if it was really that bad working with her and I told her it was not. I had been offended by what Chance said and I told her that. She promised me that she wasn't the one who told Chance I'm a bitch because she would never talk about someone from work like that with anyone but Luke.

Drew and me and Isaac went to BW3's last night in honor of Alex's homecoming. So yesterday I didn't eat anything except beer and this strange wine "drink" that tasted like grape soda and chardonnay. I don't actually like chardonnay or beer but I managed to get plastered on it. I still feel a little drunk. I have to work in an hour!!

I doubled my hours this week with yesterday. I was there for 11 hours with a 1 hour break.

Current Mood: awake
Friday, March 23rd, 2007
5:16 am
WOST whore I'll See you In HELL but right now I'm not going to think about you again untill loooooooooong after my tramadol binge. I'm going to *paradise* and you're not inviiiiiiiited!!!!

(what I accomplished was that email, it took a lot of nerve to send it. I normally just sit back and take whatever from professors so I've never sent a confrontational email before and it feels pretty great. Except now I'm not tired and it's 5:30a)

pps isn't it cute how the kitten has a laptop?

Current Mood: accomplished
5:01 am
my WOST teacher picks on me too
So I sent her an email:

The reason I did not pass your exam with an adequate grade should have been obvious; I did not prepare for the second essay question. If you had looked at my note cards you would have seen that I had taken a gamble and I went into great detail with every single question besides that one. I was just unlucky.

I don't expect you to give me any extra credit or any special treatment. I would, however, like you to respect me enough to give me the grade I deserve without giving me any grief about it. Seeing as I am the only student who did not pass the test and the only student who has gotten a zero in class participation, I feel what you said to the class after you passed out the tests completely gave away my identity as the one student who got a D. You brought up the question that I was unable to answer a few weeks ago and when you did that, you let the entire class know exactly who I was. After the big deal you made about the discussion of our grades, I was shocked. Because only one student failed the exam (me), it was completely unnecessary for you to lecture the class for as long as you did about my failures. Right after that you purposefully put me on the spot *again* only this time you asked me a question that I was not asked to prepare for. On Tuesday night I read Gerson's article and I prepared an answer for your class because I did not want you to yell at everyone else because of me again. I was also planning on bringing the textbook with me to school and going over the other articles during my breaks (I have two one-hour breaks on Wednesdays). I grabbed the wrong purple book on my way out the door-the book I grabbed was called Issues in Intimate Violence and it's also purple- and I wasn't able to go home and pick up the right book because I carpool with all of my roommates and I don't have a car at my disposal. After what happened last time I didn't know the answer to my question, I absolutely had every intention of preparing what I thought I had to have prepared for your class. Instead I got unlucky again and you asked me to answer a question that I did not have prepared again.

I am not a lost cause. I can absolutely get an A on the final (I got an A on every question that I prepared for on the midterm exam, after all) and I can absolutely pass your class just fine as long as you can work with me, let me know if you want me to prepare a question that isn’t question #5 and as long as you aren't intentionally trying to sabotage me. You don't have to like me but I'm still your student and I feel that I still deserve treatment that is equal to the rest of the class. I can prepare every question, but you need to let me know first.

For project 1 I was going to read a random issue of Cosmopolitan and analyze the portrayal of women throughout that entire issue, including the articles and the advertisements. Is that okay?

Current Mood: bullied
Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
9:12 pm
and then I found...
Haha I sound like such a whiny little emo kid.

But my life is pretty great.

I LOVE TV and Tramadol eating out at restraunts (which I appreciate a whole lot more when I'm poor)and Alex (he's coming back!!!!) and Drew (we're getting married!!!!) and good teachers and the way it smells when it rains and warm weather and kittens and my apartment when it's clean.

I was wrong about who I'm gonna work with. It was just Shane. He kind of avoided me the whole time. He didn't talk to me unless I asked him a question, but he wasn't mean either. He was neutral. So that's nice.

I put on some pants that I haven't worn in awhile and I found $3!!
2:50 pm
What I have to look forward to
I haven't had to work with the "mean kids" since my first day... until tonight!!! I have an awesome 3 hour shift and my manager is my favorite person MEGAN and the other guy is Shane and I'm pretty sure they both want me to die.

It's kind of a self fulfilling prophesy for them; you see, when I know that someone believes I suck, I get terrible anxiety about trying not to suck around them and it makes me fuck up 10X more than I would if they hadn't blatently informed me that they are watching me and they will report anything I do wrong to Luke. Exept they'll exaggerate it a whole bunch.

See, the first two hour shift that I ever had I was being trained in by Megan and Shane. But mostly Megan. She had NO PATIENCE and she clearly hadn't trained anyone in before. If I fucked up on the register I would be like "Hey Megan, I messed up the register, here's what I did" and she would fix it but she wouldn't show me HOW she fixed it and she snapped at me at least once every 5 minutes. I would say something like "The register is out of ones" and she'd be like "what do you want me to do about it?!...." because she didn't have the combination for the safe apparantly. But how was I supposed to know that?

Then we had a little rush. The line was backed up with like 7 customers so Megan was like "do you want me to take over the till?"

Know what I said?

"Oh. No thank you."

So she tells LUKE, Isaac *and* Chance that I was "a bitch about following her direction and stuff". Never in my life have I come off initially as a "bitch" before. Not everyone loves me, but the people who don't like me feel that way because

*I'm slow
*I'm not as smart as they were expecting
*I'm "wierd"
*I said something wierd
*I'm too quiet so they don't know how I feel about them
*I drank too much
-so I was throwing up when they had to pee
-so I was throwing up and then they had to drive me home and they were scared
that I would throw up in their car
-so I was obnoxiously outgoing and/or acting drunk
*I told them I was on drugs and they are morally opposed to drugs even though it was just tylenol 3

But never in my life has someone disliked me because I'm a "bitch". Ouch!

At least Luke took what she told him with a grain of salt. Isaac actually believed that I was a bitch to her! He was like "Hey,Liz, next time Megan asks you to surrender the register, could you just do it?"

So I started saying "Isaac, I didn't know there wasn't more than one option ('cause of the way she worded it--as if she was offering and I could turn it down)" and he was like "nonetheless. Could you just do it? She knows when you're going too slow" so I teared up and told him that I'd already been repremanded for this *twice* so he apoligized for making me tear up. Of everyone I thought he would understand.

And NO I WAS NOT being that slow. Maybe she could have gone faster than me but it took me, what, 30 extra seconds per order? Maybe? Anyway, what I needed was practice and Megan standing right next to me making fries so she could help me if I messed up.. *NOt* on the standing on the other side of the store bitching about me to Shane. If she didn't want to "offend me" or "be mean" she could have just reworded what she said. It would have been a helluva lot less offensive than what I heard from Chance the next day:

"hey Liz, I heard you started working for Luke!"
"I heard you were a really big bitch about following direction and stuff"
"... wtf?!"

And Luke was sympathetic and he told me that he values me and he understands that it was a communication problem but if it's busy I should let one of the "big kids" do the register, not that he thinks I'm slow but please stop crying it's not his fault my uterus hurts.

I have to go to school otherwise I would keep writing.
Sunday, March 4th, 2007
10:02 pm
Steaks, great
I met some of my coworkers today!! They were so excited to meet me that they walked in and out of the back of the store 3 times and glared at me without introducing themselves the whole way.

See, we had a meeting today and Luke was 20 minutes late. The two employees that worked today were these little high school students and they informed me that the other four workers are *extreemly* resentful that some kid bought their store and hired a bunch of his "friends" to work for him/manage it (in Isaac's case) without giving *them* priority. The little girl (I think her name is Lindsey) said that the other girl (who is pregnant) told everyone to refuse to train any of us in. She was under the impression that Luke was going to get rid of everyone who was currently employed after they trained in all their replacements. So she was going to make us... scrub the floors with toothbrushes? Thats clearly not what she did because Isaac got trained in, and Luke explained that no one who still wants their job will lose their job but she still isn't very happy with him.

I totally understand. She's been working at this place for 3 years. She feels that she should get seniority, and she would be right. But having the same job for so long doesn't mean you deserve shiiiiiit. Luke hired Isaac to manage his store because.. well, because Isaac is his friend, but more so because Isaac has worked for him before and Luke already knows that he's an excellent worker and he's amazing at customer service. I guarentee Isaac is a *much* better worker than she *ever* would be. Me too, for that matter.

And she's mean. So is the kid with the pink mohawk. The two of them almost killed me by smothering me with their dragon breath and I don't appreciate it.

Current Mood: bouncy
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
3:56 pm
kind of induced by opium
Oh my god I feel so great. You don't remember how awesome it is to not be sick until right after you've just been sick. Yesterday I made an appointment with the doctor because I felt so miserable and I had welts in my throat so I couldn't eat or sleep. I had to cancel because I had no ride or car but I'm sure that even though my fever was low at best, I had fucking welts. In my mouth. It hurt like hell and I was going to ask for tylenol 3 and a doctors note. I don't even need it now.

That was a wierd illness. I broke out a little around my mouth and jaw and the glands in my armpits got puffy and sore on Friday. Then I got a mild sore throat on Monday night. By Tuesday morning the pain in my throat literally woke me up so I showered for almost an hour and I didn't eat anything except for pectin throat drops and benzocaine. I also had a fever. But by last night my only problem was sinus pressure and even that's gone. I managed to not get Drew sick despite taking no precautions. Hm.
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007
7:13 am
Working for my friends again.. so dumb!!
HEY so just in case, like Isaac or someone happens to check my xanga I guess THIS is where I'm gonna bitch about work. 'Cause only like 3 people know where my livejournal even is!!

I don't know if they're fucking or what but Luke is pretty much giving Isaac the store. Isaac will run the store, make our schedule and get a salary and everything!! W/e, it bothers me a little, clearly, but a job just hit me in the face and fell into my lap so it doesn't upset me enough to not accept. I kind of want my dignity back.

Know what would *really* suck? Getting fired by Isaac. Wouldn't it be awfull if Isaac decided that he didn't like me as a worker and layed me off? I may just go home and die.

Deep down I know that working for Isaac is a stupid, bad idea but it's Isaac so maybe I'll do an extra good job just for him? I probably will but if he's exactly like Luke he'll only schedule me when he isn't there and then hate me anyway for no reason.

But I guess a job is a job is a job, it won't be hard work it'll just be extra money and maybe some emotional stress if I get bullied by my boss. Did I mention my boss is Isaac?
Sunday, January 7th, 2007
5:05 pm
Casper... Malchore... Belthazarrrrrrr (spllng?!!!)
The Epiphany Pageant was possibly the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. It was 100% typical.. there was a Mary dressed in blue and a Joseph and all the rest of the older boys were shepherds and the older girls were Angels and the tiny baby girls who could sing were also angels and then the rest of the tiny baby kids were barn animals. Some of them had to be carried by shepherds. At the end of the Pageant everyone was supposed to walk down the center aisle but the big kids ran down the side aisles and the little kids just stood there. So when the organ stopped playing there was like a ten second pause and one of the Sunday school teachers who was sitting in the back stood up and told everyone that it was over and we could leave.

I was there because my dad needs a strong violinist to lead the orchestra that played at the begining of the pageant. The other strong violinist played second and we also had two flutes on first. One of them sucks and the other one doesn't but he still needed me and it was fun.

Tonight I'm going out with my grandma. I'm not hungry yet and she's picking me up in like 10 minutes so hopefully that will change.

Current Mood: awake
Saturday, January 6th, 2007
12:24 pm
But I love him anyway
On Monday I called Isaac and I asked him if he would hang out with me on Tuesday. That night Drew and his friends were gonna play D & D and I was not. Isaac totally said I could come over and he had that night reserved for memorizing lines but I could help him do that. He never called me on Tuesday so I tried calling him and I left a message but he never returned it. I tried calling again on Wednesday and he didn't answer so I called him again on Thursday and I finally got ahold of him and he said he was going to the Saloon with a few of his friends and I could go too. Matt came with me and the two of us had an AWESOME time dancing and being avoided by Isaac.

I don't understand. Isaac told me to persistantly call him even though he's often busy because I'm, like, his only friend besides the people he lives with and he appreciates it a lot. But he's not trying very hard to make time for me. I asked him on Thursday if he would hang out with me yesterday and he told me to call him but he prolly wouldn't because he wanted to meet up with a 23 year old teacher. I did call him and he'd been stood up by this person but he called Mealah and he was hanging out with her. I'm so discouraged. Sometimes he makes me want to go die.

I should go back to sleep. Sleeping is so much better than this shit.

PS. I got a belated Christmas present from my mommy. She changed my tires. I haven't driven in weather with them yet but I'm sure they will be much better than they were.

Current Mood: confused
Tuesday, December 26th, 2006
9:26 pm
I got ________ for Christmas
The same side of my face was congested alllll night so I slept on the same side and as a result I feel as if I took a 4 mile run yesterday but used only the muscles on the right side of my butt.

I got a bathrobe from my grandma
I got a set of Ameriprise Financial scissors from "santa"
I got an Ameriprise Financial foam hand ball from "santa" (he had a bunch of Ameriprise financial stuff laying around I guess
I got a tagerine from "santa"
I got $10 from my dad
I got $50 from my dad's parents
I got a chocolate bar from Malena
I got a pretty nice jacket from my mom
I got part of a lego train from my dad
I got a hippo calender that my brother made for school (and got an A on!) from my brother
I got some lotion and shower gel from Matts house

I'm listening to Wicked with my cousin but I only get the right earphone and it's making my eyes water!

Current Mood: apathetic
Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
6:36 pm
Insurance is retarded.

I got a perscription on, like, Thursday, I think. Of last week. The pharmacy couldn't fill it w/out charging me full price ($159ish) so they had to call the doctor and ask her to make the insurance company pay for it and she finally called me today and told me that it wasn't going to work but she didn't know why. The copay was also kind of high ($50) so what she'd done was prescribe me a higher dose and told me to cut them in half. That was what I thought the problem was but I was wrong. I called my dad and he told me that after filling a prescription 2 times I have to mail order 3 months worth to have it be covered by insurance. Stuuuupid. That's gonna take another week. Shit. And fuck birth control, I need it NOW and it would cost me $40 or a week and a half for them to mail it. I'll go to the family planning clinic, they'll give me what I need, they did before. But they're closed now, of course, so I have to wait till tomorrow.

Drew is sleeping (again) so I called Isaac and he didn't pick up. I should try again because I want to use his washing machine and I didn't leave a message. Isaac told me that he'd do MDMA with me at the 90's sometime over break. I hope he's not leaving tonight 'cause I haven't seen him since Friday and if he goes to the cities I won't see him again until Monday at the earliest.

I just remembered that I should have called ragstock before 5p. Oops.

We did a little house cleaning last night but we still have a long way to go. Drew wants to have some people over or something so everyone is going to find out what a lousy house wife I am. I want to go home :(

Current Mood: blah
Tuesday, December 12th, 2006
7:37 pm
Yesterday I just copied and pasted what I posted on my xanga. How cheap. Today I'm going to post a quiz or something, I just have to find one.

Name: Liz
Birthday: 6-22-1985
Birthplace: Minneapolis MN
Current Location: Mankato MN
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 50% German 25% Irish 25% Scandinavian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Haven't worn shoes yet--haven't left the house all day
Your Weakness: Cute clothes that cost way too much.
Your Fears: Ghosts, dying
Your Perfect Pizza: Onions and pineapple on hand-tossed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't talk on AIM that much anymore
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: idk, my clavicle
Your Bedtime: Anywhere between 7p and 5a, I have no schedule. I sleep when I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss my grandma's barn cats
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: I don't care, I enjoy both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I drink more expensive tea, I have class
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino but I like coffee too
Do you Smoke: Nope. Well, sometimes out of that bubble pipe, haha
Do you Swear: I never used to but college has been a bad influence
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: God no
Have you Been in Love: Yes, it hurts a lot
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college
Do you want to get Married: I'm pretty sure I do
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: When I'm wearing makeup
Are you a Health Freak: Haha, no
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Do you play an Instrument: I can play piano and violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Umm.. at Thanksgiving
In the past month have you Smoked: Not cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, but not the get-to-know-a-potential-boyfriend kind of date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't like Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope, not intentionally
Ever been Drunk: Yessss
Ever been called a Tease: Not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a honey scooper from some store when I was 6 or so
How do you want to Die: I don't.. want to die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A person w/ a job and an emergency foster care license
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: longish
Height: Between 5'8 and 5'11
Weight: Lean but cut
Best Clothing Style: eclectic if you do it well
Number of Drugs I have taken: For recreation? Not telling.
Number of CDs I own: About 20
Number of Piercings: My ears are double pierced
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing that I remember specifically.

Current Mood: cold
12:22 am
Meeeeeeesssed up sleep schedule
Mkay, I think I went to bed around 5a because Drew and I went to Duluth on Sat and we didn't start driving back until, idk, 9 or so? Guess when I got up? JUST NOW! I woke up around 5 and I peed and I think I drank some water and then I went back to bed because Drew was still sleeping and I simply quit being able to find things to do by myself. I have no idea what time he went to bed. Jason came over right before I went to bed so I'm sure it was in the afternoon sometime. I reeeeally want to wake him up cause I want to play with someone but if I were to call someone else and they said I could come hang out with them, I would also have to get dressed and put on makeup and other things that I don't want to do.

It's finals week and I only have one final, which is on Thursday but I also have two relatively small papers that have to be emailed in by Friday. Drew has one final and it's on Friday so I guess we'll go back to St. Paul after that.

We went to see a show at UMD, it was called Albert Knobbs. We were the last ones to get tickets and that was a relief because we'd driven so far, like, 15 mph over the speed limit just to see this show. Drew's little sister, Caitlin was in it. The show was a downer and it was okay, except every single person had a completely different dialect. They were working at the same hotel but they were all from entirely different parts of England or Irland and the hotel was supposed to be in Dublin. Drew said the play was all exposition, and too much exposition can ruin a show. I kinda just quit paying attention unless there was action on the stage. The trip was worth it though, even though the play was so-so because Caitlin used to feel kind of apprehensive around me and we got to bond on Saturday night and now she looooooves me and she asked if she could be a bridesmaid if I get married to Drew, and she can because the only people I would have for bridesmaids are my sister and my two female cousins who are over the age of ten. I have another female cousin but she can't be a bridesmaid if I get married any time soon because she's too young. Sorry, Heidi!

I also told Caitlin that when my clubbing buddy comes back from Japan she should come to the 90's with us. Caitlin's Matts homegirl.

I just had a dream where I was surrounded by delicious cake and I was trying to eat it the whole time but I never got to. And then I had sex with Marky Mark and Kate Beckinsale but she kept hogging his penis so I never actually got any until I pushed her off and he'd already come. Damn. I've wanted to have sex with Marky Mark for a long time. It was wierd though, because eventually I figured out that it was a dream and I should be able to make anyone appear and have sex with me (guess who I picked) but I couldn't. I could kind of make him appear but as soon as I tried to touch him he ran away or faded out and it was really frustrating because I couldn't get anything I wanted, not even cake. So when I woke up I decided not to go back to sleep. Dreaming about looking for food or water indicates that you are hungry so I ate some chips and saaaaalsa cause it's full of nutrition and things.

Kay it's like 11p and Drew should get up now so I'm going to go jump on him.

Current Mood: bored
Monday, June 19th, 2006
2:03 am
Rosy fingered Dawn
Omg omg you guys I saw my car and it is SO HOT omg!! It's bright red and it looks brand new, it's soooo pretty!! Ima drive it to work tomorrow. It was my uncles' car, my parents bought it for me. It was broken somewhere but now it's fixed so it should be reliable, I can't believe it was broken in the first place it looks so new and shiny to me! Hot!!

Current Mood: New Car
Tuesday, June 6th, 2006
7:19 pm
Happy Birthday Devil!
Everyone else made a 6-6-06 post.

There was (according to some websites) a 1 in 10 chance that the world was gonna end today. I've been confined to my house but I'm pretty sure there wasn't a rapture because there are airplanes and no one is frantically running around in the street, which I can see from here. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would know. Besides, my grandparents came over for supper. If anyone was saved my grandparents were.

I had a dream last night that took place on a huge linkin logs resort--made of linkin logs and bright plastic green and orange furniture. It was built on a body of water so we were going to go on a boat ride. The people there were Elise (my sister), Kristen and her siblings (she has 4--they are all my cousins), Doug and Paula and their kids (who are also my cousins), my mother and my dog. I had also brought Isaac and Matt F. who were both ignoring me and each other and having a miserable time. So anyway, Doug starts this huge boat thing and no one notices that the propeller is right under the water. The deck we were on was all of 4 inches off the water so when Aimee jumped off I heard a *THUNK* and pieces of her went flying everywhere. I jumped off the boat onto the dock and screamed at Doug to stop the boat, and then I ran away. I so totally did not want to watch everyone freak out over Aimee being torn to little pieces so I ran somewhere and hid. I guess Isaac and Matt were so angry with me that they disappeared and I spent the whole rest of the dream looking for them. The Linkin Logs hospital bed had to go get aimee out of the water. She looked terrible when they wheeled her past me but she was only de-limbed. She still had her torso and her head, which, I guess, are the most important parts. I never found Matt but when I found Isaac he wouldn't even look at me. I tried to use my non-existent mind control powers on him and when they worked I realized I had to be dreaming and I woke up before I could get him to do anything for me.

That was my dream!!! Its cool to me that I can still remember a lot of the details.

I just took a survey about tobacco ads. They're going to send me a check for $20 for doing it. I think they wanted to survey high schoolers because they were asking me things like "do your parents moniter how you eat?". There was never a "not applicable" option, which was dumb. A lot of times I couldn't answer. Oh well, if they don't get accurate data it's not really my problem and I don't care.


Current Mood: omg i'm in an amazing mood
Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
8:23 pm
Fun with google
I googled "Liz Needs" and here is what I found out

1)Liz needs to get that one frame from out of her old animated gif avatar
2)Liz needs a MAN
3)Liz needs to be given open board positions along with description of responsibilities/duties
4)Liz needs to be taught a few things about fire safety
6)Liz needs help while you two discuss overpriced paint
7)Liz needs to increase her food uptake to at least 2000 calories a day
8)Liz needs to answer the ghost's plea
9)Liz needs to take on some projects before Mike starts to nag
10)Liz needs to have her tonsils removed!

ISAAC NEEDS (because I would)

1)Isaac needs you to design a garden that will inspire his future discoveries
2)ISAAC needs to be modified to incorporate the full regulator for dispatch.
3)Isaac needs a good running vehicle to get him back and forth to work evryday.
4)Isaac needs to experience the depth of Abraham’s commitment.
5)Isaac needs a voice operating system built on a stable platform
6)Isaac needs his sleep
7)Isaac needs a black girl to pretend she’s the daughter of a long lost servant to his billionaire grandfather, Mr. Blakemore
8)Isaac needs more HUGS
9)Isaac needs some kind of preschool experience
10)Isaac needs a foster home also, so if you are interested in fostering him, please fill out a volunteer form and we will contact you

Current Mood: enthralled (with google)
Monday, October 31st, 2005
3:02 pm
Jason's survey
Section 1. Basics:
1. what is your first name? Liz
2. how old are you? 20
3. what is your blood type? A-
4. what colour is your skin? Transparant
5. what colour are your eyes? Blue
6. what colour is your hair? Brown
7. how tall are you? 5’5”
8. would you say you are a mesomorph, ectomorph or endomorph, realistically? Ectomorph—not that I knew what any of those words meant before I looked them up just now
9. what is your shoe size? 6.5-7 in womens
10. if you are female, what is your bra size, and if you are male, give us a measurement. 34 not-quite-full A
11. what is your first language? English
12. how many other languages do you speak? A little Spanish
13. what is your nationality? American
14. what country do you live in? US
15. what is your race? Caucasian
16. what is your marital status? Not married
17. are you on any medications? Nope
18. are you regularly consuming any narcotics? Nope
19. do you drink? Sure
20. do you smoke? Nope

Section 2. Favourites:
21. what is your favourite colour? Maroon
22. what is your favourite food? Tex mex
23. what is your favourite sexual position? Who wants to know?
24. what is your favourite drink? Dr. Pepper or milk
25. what is your favourite animal? Cat
26. what is your favourite band? *sigh* I love Alanis
27. what is your favourite song? Umm… at the moment… Cells?
28. what is your favourite TV program? The original Law and Order
29. what is your favourite film? Zepherelli’s Romeo and Juliet
30. what is your favourite season? Summer
31. what is your favourite month? August
32. what is your favourite festival/holiday? Well gee I dunno… Christmas
33. what is your favourite time of day? night
34. what is your favourite number? I don’t care that much about numbers
35. what is your favourite word? Hardcore, and I don’t use it nearly enough
36. what is your favourite pair of shoes? I have a hard time keeping shoes around. I just ordered a pair from Amazon, when they come they’ll be my favorites
37. what is your favourite outfit? I bought this shirt at Hollister, it’s brown and it has beads and it’s really pretty. That with a pair of jeans
38. what is your favourite place? Anywhere with friends
39. what is your favourite country? This one
40. what is your favourite city? St. Paul

Section 3. Either or:
41. coke or pepsi? Coke
42. sweet or sour? Sour, except it burns my tongue
43. tall or short? short
44. red or green? red
45. black or white? Black
46. indoors or outdoors? Indoors
47. on top or not? not
48. boobs or ass? ass
49. blood or semen? Um.. it depends
50. samurai or ninja? Ninja
51. rain or snow? Rain
52. night or day? Night
53. dawn or dusk? Dusk
54. fire or water? Water
55. earth or air? Air
56. pokemon or digimon? Pokemon
57. music or art? Music
58. hot or cold? Hot
59. fast food or candy? Fast food
60. sex or drugs? sex

Section 4. If...
61. you were invisible, what would you do? Eavesdrop
62. you could fly, what would you do? Fly around
63. you could read minds, what would you do? Manipulate everyone
64. you were telekinetic, what would you do? Become lazy
65. you were hot stuff and knew it, what would you do? Have a lot of fun
66. you could kill one person and get away with it, who would you choose? I would kill someone who ran a dog fighting ring—that’s cruel
67. you could make one person live as long as they wanted, who would you choose? … guess
68. you could bring one person back from the dead, who would you choose? I don’t know anyone very personally who has died.. I pick Jesus! I wanna talk to him.
69. you could have one thing you wanted, what would it be? Isaac Loomer’s virginity on a silver platter
70. you could banish one thing you loathe, what would it be? Conservative Christians/focus on the family
71. you had to take a fatal bullet or let the person you're closest to die, what would you do? I would take a bullet for the person I’m closest to
72. you had to take a fatal bullet or let george w. bush die, what would you do? I would let George Bush die
73. you had to die tomorrow, how would you choose? SIDS
74. you had to execute a criminal, how would you do it? Depends on what they did
75. you had to kill a loved one, how would you do it? Hug them and stab them in the back so they never get scared
76. you could become invisible or have telepathy, which would you choose? invisibilty
77. you could be telekinetic or shapeshift, which would you choose? Shapeshift
78. you could marry a celebrity, who would it be? Christina Ricci
79. you could sleep with a celebrity, who would it be? Johnny Depp
80. you could imprison for life one celebrity, who would it be? That crazy Ann Coulter whore

Section 5. Have you ever...:
81. had sex? No
82. had anal sex? No
83. performed oral sex? Yes
84. recieved oral sex? No
85. gotten so drunk you puked? Yes
86. gotten so drunk you had to go to hospital? No
87. gotten high on illegal drugs? No
88. been arrested for getting high? No
89. attacked someone? My brother and sister have both been attacked by me.. but they probably deserved it
90. tried to kill someone? No
91. been committed to a mental asylum/long term psychiatric hospital? No
92. taken someone else's medication? Yes
93. believed you had supernatural powers? Yes
94. thought there was no hope? Yes
95. wished you didn't wake up in the morning? Yes
96. been so manic you couldn't sleep? No
97. spoken to the dead? No
98. been abused? No
99. abused someone else? No
100. cursed someone? Yes

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